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Milanista said:I disagree.....Barca havent lost at all this season
ninjabreakz said:I would have LOVED it if Ronny came to United, but he didn`t want to - and would have the English game suited him? Its much more physical than what he is used to.
Manchester United have been dealt a massive injury blow with the news that key player and record signing Mike "F*cking" Riley is suffering from F.A.conspiracy syndrome and will not be so easily bribed ahead of sunday's clash at Anfield.Alex "Thewholeworldisagainstus(whichIhastentoaddistrue)"Ferguson was hoping to have Mike or Mickey as the other squad members call him, available for selection but this was dashed when Mike ruled himself out after falling victim to this imaginary illness.Mike "F*cking" Riley or "C*nt" as he's more affectionatly known on Merseyside had a superb game in the reverse fixture at Old Toilet last year when he sent Hyppia off for "Having a silly grin on his face in a public place" and had 2 great assists for Van Nistlerooy's 2 goals against the red men from Merseyside.He was later awarded man of the match from tv pundit and Manutd arse-licker Andy Gray.Riley was unavailable for comment but Van Nislerooy summed up how much he'll be missed on sunday when he paid this tribute to "F*cking" Riley."He's the best strike partner I've ever had,his instinct for pointing to the spot when I trip on a blade of grass is second to none"