- Staff
- #61
Brilliant headlines.Newcastle tabloids already have their headlines made.
"Chrisis at Newcastle "
"Sacking Chris is Da vise move"
I feel like João Mário is going to save my skin - so I think the headlines will probably be "Joã-how Did He Do That" and "Super Mario Levels Up Newcastle"...
Saying that, Haller is like a super-charged Benteke looking at his stats (6ft6in, really strong and a great header of the ball) so maybe they'll be "Haller's Taller-nough To Make Newcastle Great Again"...