Clockender
is back...but for how long?
Is it your first TB? I am a dad to a 16 month old and I still play EG and still go out on the sauce so do not despair!
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Cheers all - something about playing EG makes you very fertile!
I'll be at least the 4th parent in the EG thread I think?
You realise you can make accounts over all the territories and use your genuine payment details to purchase whatever you want?
Me, you, Clockender, Radiation. I think that's all of us so four, yeah! If I've missed anyone out I apologize! I'm telling you, it's the whiteness of Maruyama's teeth that does something to us to make us uber fertile.
Got to say, I'm addicted to the game, and I've only ever seen this once in hundreds upon hundreds of rounds. Yet I know other people who have this a lot. If it happened to me a lot, I wouldn't be able to play it either.Just taking a swing and as the impact circle is drawing smaller, the fucking framerate decides it'll slow to a crawl and skip all over the place :censor:
Likely to be very rusty!
NNNNNNooooooooooooooooo!
MNG5=Sims
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no new caracter or course until december
Sorry to be a thicko, but what does this mean exactly and what are those screenshots about?
I'm stuck in one of the lower ranks (not the one you start as but the one up from that I think), and because everyone's either lower or higher than me I can't see any tournaments that I'm "allowed" to enter to start to rank up.
I'd love the game but there's so much wrong with it, possibly the worst bit being having to "make an appointment" to play a tournament. Switched the console on at half five, sat here waiting for the soonest available tournament that doesn't tee off until half six... So I've had to sit here for an hour, and if the hour comes around and there's less than ten players, then the tournament doesn't count towards anything...
EDIT: Eventually I got on and it was one of those STUPID rules tournaments (but it was the only one until 8pm). Land in the rough and you're disqualified. So I hit the rough and got disqualified on the third hole, then it comes up and says that because I WITHDREW FROM THE TOURNAMENT - which I didn't - I've got to wait 30 minutes until I can play again.
Try telling me this is a decent system. It's wank, it really is. The gameplay is great but the whole tournament system is totally fucked up, I wouldn't even be looking at Tiger Woods 10 if it wasn't like this.
I never play in tournaments at all. Like you say, takes far too long to wait for them and I like to play quite fast so find it too long between holes too.
I stick to the 'Real' online mode where you can see the other players playing. Absolutely superb fun.
I hope they announce a sequel soon as there are undoubtedly improvements that can be made but it's a great game imo.
How do I get promoted to the next online rank?
The only way to increase your rank is to play in official online tournaments. Tournaments are either for a specific rank only (i.e.. G3,G2, G1 or G0) or are GF, which means they are rank free but they do not count towards promotion to a higher rank.
There must be at least 10 players in a ranked tournament in order to receive points towards the next rank. You also earn character loyalty when you play in tournaments.
Points are gained from each time you play a ranked tournament:
You need to gain a certain amount of points within a certain number of rounds (the points are reset after a set number of rounds depending on your grade) in order to be promoted:
- First Place: 4 Points
- Second Place: 3 Points
- Top 20% Place: 2 Points
For example, 20 points in the 1st-20th games, or 21st-40th, or 41st-60th, etc...
- G3 to G2 Promotion: 8 Points or above
- G2 to G1 Promotion: 20 Points or above in 20 Rounds
- G1 to G0 Promotion: 30 Points or above in 30 Rounds
Why was I demoted?
If you do not score enough points within a certain number of games you will be demoted to the previous rank:
- G2 to G3 Demotion: within 20 rounds you have gained 0 points
- G1 to G2 Demotion: within 30 rounds you have gained only 2 points or less
- G0 to G1 Demotion: within 40 rounds you have gained only 2 points or less