I'd only just got into the bed with the wife-to-be and to me it felt like the bed (and the bed
only) was getting ragged around like Arnie does with the office equipment in Collateral Damage! The lass thought I had one foot out of bed and was shaking it for a laugh. It took me a while to convince her otherwise when at the same time it was quite obvious I was shitting it.
Had just watched the quite-laughable Most Haunted earlier too. My gut instincts were that part of the ceiling below the bedroom had collapsed, it was all down to a ghost or creature, OR it was an earthquake. So.. I thought I'd look around the street to see if people were awake, lights were on etc.. Nothing. No signs of life!
So I thought it was either a ghost or the ceiling caved in. I was freaked out, and so was the lady. I crept downstairs and slowly opened the living room door after a deep breath, genuinely thinking I might find a ghost or creature
When there was nowt there, I returned to the lass and checked under the bed for monsters. Finally.. I checked the net on me mobile, SheffieldForum providing all the answers. As sadistic as it sounds, I want another quake to happen - however with no meaningful damage or pain, just a few shit nightclubs demolished and some chavs with mobile phones playing music who get squashed by trees.
