Earthquake

jaygrim

jaygrim

TheAllSeeingEye
26 July 2005
Everywhere.
Man Utd
Who felt the earthquake last night? I'm not messing i was in bed about 1am and i was sort of half asleep and then for about three or four seconds our wardrobe doors were shaking. I thought it was a fucking ghost, or the Mrs had a bloke in there, the last thing going through my mind was an earthquake. I had to get up for a piss as well i thought it was gonna get me.
 
I heard it but I thought it was the PS3 trying to eat the disc I'd put in it. Apparently my uncle fell asleep on the sofa and at 1am he was thrown off it, I wish I could have seen that.
 
HAHA, brilliant. I discovered my missus has a black bra that I've never seen her wear the other day, I'm wondering if she breaks it out for her fancy man. Perhaps it's the same guy Grim?

tiktiktiktik keeps coming onto her, I reckon it's him.
 
It was cool! I was sat in the front room watching tv and I felt a woooomph go under me and I just thought 'yo doooodz wtf mate'.

The girlfriend looked terrified and whispered to me 'What the fuck was that?!?!' Potty mouth that girl. :rant:

First she thought a truck had driven into our house(???????), then that someone was trying to break in!! So we looked outside. Nothing.

She rang her mum (who lives down the road), she said she hadn't felt a thing and we better ring the police!! So stupidly my gf rang the five-oh ( not 999) and they said 'oh it was just an earthquake, dont worry, everyone had it.'

And that was that.
 
I'd only just got into the bed with the wife-to-be and to me it felt like the bed (and the bed only) was getting ragged around like Arnie does with the office equipment in Collateral Damage! The lass thought I had one foot out of bed and was shaking it for a laugh. It took me a while to convince her otherwise when at the same time it was quite obvious I was shitting it.

Had just watched the quite-laughable Most Haunted earlier too. My gut instincts were that part of the ceiling below the bedroom had collapsed, it was all down to a ghost or creature, OR it was an earthquake. So.. I thought I'd look around the street to see if people were awake, lights were on etc.. Nothing. No signs of life!

So I thought it was either a ghost or the ceiling caved in. I was freaked out, and so was the lady. I crept downstairs and slowly opened the living room door after a deep breath, genuinely thinking I might find a ghost or creature :D

When there was nowt there, I returned to the lass and checked under the bed for monsters. Finally.. I checked the net on me mobile, SheffieldForum providing all the answers. As sadistic as it sounds, I want another quake to happen - however with no meaningful damage or pain, just a few shit nightclubs demolished and some chavs with mobile phones playing music who get squashed by trees.
 
jaygrim said:
Who felt the earthquake last night? I'm not messing i was in bed about 1am and i was sort of half asleep and then for about three or four seconds our wardrobe doors were shaking. I thought it was a fucking ghost, or the Mrs had a bloke in there, the last thing going through my mind was an earthquake. I had to get up for a piss as well i thought it was gonna get me.
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I survived it! :bounce:
 
I never felt it - but my mate did and he was in bed and his bed started moving up and down.

He said he shot up and he also thought it was a ghost - he started talking to it and telling it to go away :LOL:

My friend is a bit of a freak though - but it made me piss myself!

He had his baseball bat in his hand aswell - as if he can hit a ghost with a baseball bat!! :LOL:
 
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JB said:
tiktiktiktik keeps coming onto her, I reckon it's him.
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Its the otherway round, Im not handing out points for crap captions! :D

However those doors were a bugger.........They kept slipping from my grip and opening as my hands were a bit wet.
 
I'm guessing it means crap yourself, hence why it went so well with the new undies.

Name-change time? :mryellow:
 
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