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I do a cracking Bob Monkhouse...
As I rang, she said she had it in. I put the phone down, went to pick it up, and it's gone. She wouldn't let me reserve it.
ARGHHH, why can't they put up demos any more?! Fuck's sake!!
JB save your jobseekers money for another gameJack, seriously, it's crap. Three of my friends have bought it and were playing it last night so I asked them what it's like:
"Mike, don't bother. It's average at best."
Surely , it can't be any worse then Turok? My god, what a pathetic, hopeless and utterly shit attempt at a game...
I saw a feature of Turok on Gamer TV. It looked shite.
My Mum's not a game you cunt!
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I love it when people get offended if you don't like a game they've bought. It's like your dissing their mum!
IT'S ONLY A GAME!
Get back in your box Jay....Because when you say it over and fucking over it pisses people off. And then your fucking bitch chirps up as well.
Because when you say it over and fucking over it pisses people off. And then your fucking bitch chirps up as well.
Yawn to this - RSV2 in 2 weeks! Woohoo!
I wouldn't bother Jack; there are far better games coming out this month.
Played this for 30 minutes in Game today on my lunch. What a pile of poo - it feels like a poor man's GoW.
Jack, seriously, it's crap. Three of my friends have bought it and were playing it last night so I asked them what it's like:
"Mike, don't bother. It's average at best."
I think Army of Two is one of them "Marmite" games. You'll either LOVE it or HATE it. I hate Marmite & I thought this was shite too.
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I love it when people get offended if you don't like a game they've bought. It's like your dissing their mum!
IT'S ONLY A GAME!
Is there a demo of this? So I can try it?
Because when you say it over and fucking over it pisses people off. And then your fucking bitch chirps up as well.
Why the hell would they do that? Has this been done with any other game on 360 so far or is this a first? That is ridiculous.Love how they region locked the online portion of the game, idiots.
Shock horror, I really like it... In co-op at least, don't know if it would be worth playing in single-player but the co-op is really, really good. It's buggy in places and sluggish to react, you can tell it's a rush-job (when you walk up to someone and try and melee-attack them, you see the best example of this; half the time you just freeze and then they kill you). But overall it's better than Kane & Lynch, and if you can get it cheaper than the RRP then it's a great little game.
Pimping your weapons up is fantastic, you start off with a crap gun and when you upgrade to something better it's literally like a different game. It makes that "sluggish" feeling a lot better, so perhaps when you can get all of the kit (better armour, the $175,000 guns etc.) it becomes a lot better again. Rather than taking 20 shots to kill someone you can halve it, rather than having to reload every five seconds you can make it last longer by buying a larger barrel add-on, etc. I like that, makes it more personal.
Really enjoying it though, gotta say! It is a poor man's Gear Of War, no question (in-fact I can see a court-case if the Gears Of War guys have the bollocks to go for it - the blood on the screen happens when there's a melee-hit, as in Gears Of War, when you clear all the enemies on a level there's a loud "DONG", as in Gears Of War, you can cover in a system that very VERY closely replicates Gears Of War, the characters don't move around very freely but move more in a real-life motion such as in Gears Of War, I could go on)...
But sometimes rip-offs can be just as good, and certainly just as fun. If you have someone who you can play a co-op game with, it's great. If you just want to play on your own or online I'm sure it's not that good, in-fact I can see online play being Gears Of War all over again (i.e. a bunch of kids or supernerds who give you no chance of scoring a point whatsoever). But with a mate it's a lot of fun.