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What do you use to 'clean-up' after a wank?

What do you use?

  • A tissue

    Votes: 11 61.1%

  • A towel

    Votes: 2 11.1%

  • An old/dirty t-shirt

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • The bedsheets

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Mum's bra

    Votes: 5 27.8%
  • Total voters
    18
Jesus what a freak you are...you clean it up...i just let it dry...
 
I usually use whatever I can find around my bed. I'll have a good wank and then lie there with my cock in my hand for a while, a wad of it will spill off onto the bedsheets and then the other half is rubbed into whatever is around at arms length, usually a sock or an old towel.
 
Go and find a lass and use your porridge gun properly, you wankers :roll: :roll: :roll:
 
I wanked last night for the first time in a week. I was jacking it off to some anal sex porn, and because I hadn't wanked in a week, a big shot of sperm went right up my chest. A lot of it dribbled in to my belly button, and some of it dribbled down the right side of my penis, and on to my pants.

I then got up with my penis outside of my pants because of all of the sperm, and then pulled my shirt down to cover my penis up. Then I went to the toilet, and got some toilet paper, and wiped as much of the sperm away as possible.

I then pulled my pants up, and went to sit back in front of my PC, but there was a semen smell because there was a semen stain on my pants, and my penis was still leaking sperm, and I was pushing it out.

I still have those same pants on now while I type this out.
 
enlightening, thank you El Diego. You've actually added some quality to your posts for the first time in a considerable period of time.
 
I don`t wipe I put it in some birds mouth
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I hope you blokes respect me in the morning
 
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