Ratty.

[jaygrim]

Ok i have a rat problem someone must have let the big bugger escape and i keep spotting it hanging around outside. He looks like this,

The dog nearly got it the other night but he got away so now i have just got a powerfull air rifle off a bloke at work. Do i trap him and take him somewhere or shoot it in the face. P.s. i really wanna shoot it.

 

[MonkeyJug]

animal cruelty (rat or not) is best avoided.

catch it and set it free...

 

[Jumbo_]

It could make you ill. So make it ill.

 

[jaygrim]

It could make you ill. So make it ill.

I like your style and i dont want it getting in through the cat flap.

 

[miguel.]

I heard it tastes nice.

 

[jaygrim]

animal cruelty (rat or not) is best avoided.

catch it and set it free...

Not vermin mate.

 

[Jumbo_]

Cover some cheese in petrol, and then set fire to the rat?

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

I'd go for the target practice option.......You could get all dressed up and finish the evening off with some quality role playing with the missus!

 

[Tim7]

KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!

 

[Milanista]

Catch it, drop it into a pot of boiling water, chuck it.

 

[Coopz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6io-KZrrLI

 

[Ret KiT]

i ran one over one with a car and the second one i spotted the cat caught it before i did

 

[CW]

Kill the little (big) fucker

 

[BobbyBox]

You have to kill them some how - no point releasing it - unless you take it to another place far far away. Because it will be back!!

 

[jaygrim]

It looks like he's had it.

 

[Jumbo_]

Prove it.

 

[jaygrim]

Prove it.

Not done it yet it's too windy out, might put me off my aim.

 

[Joe]

Train him to be your slave!!!!!! muhahaha















then kill it

 

[Plan M]

Kill it mate!

 

[Dermot]

i smell a rat

 

[Carl]

Is it in your kitchen?

 

[Jumbo_]

Wat ah ya ganna doooo

 

[Ret KiT]

hang it by the tail and bat it to hell

 

[jaygrim]

No sign of ratty since so i have benn doing target practice on a orange.

 

[Revan]

Last time I had a rat around in my house, I asked my neighbour to borrow me her cat. He got him in less that 10 mins.

Go for the cat. :lol:

 

[Yana]

No sign of ratty since so i have benn doing target practice on a orange.

If it comes back you should definitely kill it. Dirty bastard could've been anywhere, plus they breed like crazy if they have a mate. And if anyone tells you to use poison, ignore them because it does fuck all unless it's from the environmental health but then you have to pay around £50 for them to come and plant it. Hope it stays away.

 

[danwin]

Keep it as a pet, feed it on a diet of fillet steak until it gets real big, then feed it your wife.

 

[Chris Davies]

Happy Birthday for yesterday Danwin!

EDIT: Or even today, I'm living in the past.

 

[pbchillin]

Grim, when you catch it, give us a call mate, we'll do the same as we did when we kidnapped that sheep, ok mate?

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

Is a rat anus big enough?!