I disagree vanzandt, I reckon it went something like this:
Keith: Move over Macca for fuck's sake, I can hardly eat my mash...
George: Oh shut up moaning Keithie, i'll be done in a second.
Keith: You arrogant bastard, think your big time now playing for West Ham, and getting your recall?!
George: Yeah, nice own goal by the way...did they also teach you that at Sheff Utd?!
Keith: Cheeky bastard!!
*THWACK*