Lawn Mowing Simulator

jaygrim

TheAllSeeingEye
26 July 2005
Everywhere.
Man Utd
What an amazing game I can't believe there isn't a thread about this popular and sporty game. I've just started a career and have only done a few lawns to date. I really hope they add dog poo the the object search part at the start and add penalties for uniform cleaning or something like that.

Yesterday I was left frustrated after completing Mrs and Mr Pattersons rear lawn and was penalised for leaving a mark on the path. I examined the path several times and couldn't see anything and also had an imaginary argument with Mr Patterson where I unfortunately threatened to do a poo in his greenhouse and put his cat down the toilet.

After a night of not much sleep last night thinking about said argument I went on to play some more this morning and completed a lovely lawn for Mrs Abersoch. Although I did accidentally take the head off one of her prize stiffcock.
 
I didn't know they released a game to celebrate Pepe's career.
I hope Sergio Ramos is in the game too, the way those two mowed their opponents down was supreme.
 
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