I wrote a song give me your opinions

G

goalsies

Banned
18 July 2009
You think we look pretty good together
You think my shoes are made of leather

But I'm a prostitute for so many guys
I look pretty tall but my heels are high
The simple things you see are all complicated
I look pretty young, but I'm just back-dated, yeah

Prostitute your money for me
I can see right through your plastic mac
I look all white, but my dads cock was black
My fine looking suit is really made out of old mens ball sacks

I was born with a plastic spoon in my bum
The north side of my town pointed to the sky, like your dick when you touch my thighs
And now you dare to look me in the hairy pie
Those cocky rocky tears are what you put in between my thighs
It's a genuine problem, but please try
To work it out at all you just pass it by, pass it by

Prostitute me to him
Prostitute your cock in my chin
Prostitute you and your mum
At least I'll get my washing done
 
gerd said:
Oh now i get it, this is written to the melody of "Substitute" isn't it?
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Yes but it renamed the ''prostitute''''.

I think its better than the original and with a parental advisory sticker sure to be a hit with the kids.
 
gerd said:
Explain yourself please...


A hit seems guaranteed, the BBC will ban this and that is always good for sales. With a good melody, why not...
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I stand by my original response...

I'm sure if we had time to pick a popular/famous song, many of us could 'create' lyrics to replace or a 'parody' if you prefer.

The king of parodies is Weird Al Yancovic >>>

YouTube - White and Nerdy

YouTube - Weird Al Yankovic "Amish Paradise"

YouTube - ''Weird Al'' Yankovic-Smells Like Nirvana

Now that's funny...
 
I never saw the parody in the first place, now i understand where you're coming from.
you did nothing wrong, i'm sorry.
 
gerd said:
I never saw the parody in the first place, now i understand where you're coming from.
you did nothing wrong, i'm sorry.
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And now we're all friends and the worlds a better place...;)

No apology needed pal...:COOL:

I also didn't mean to come off sarcastic, just implying time spent on murdereing a classic song into drivel is time not best spent... as the thread asks for an opinion, I gave mine. :P
 
jonnyluvrod said:
And now we're all friends and the worlds a better place...;)

No apology needed pal...:COOL:

I also didn't mean to come off sarcastic, just implying time spent on murdereing a classic song into drivel is time not best spent... as the thread asks for an opinion, I gave mine. :P
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time wasted?

I could be the next weird yankurdick...u wont be laughing when Im a millionare
 
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