I just can't understand women!

[Soul]

I give up.

 

[Coopz]

furry muff

If you ever turn gay give Jay a shout

 

[Soul]

The bullshit you have to go through just to get a girl is long!

 

[Nick Cave]

I give up.

You never get to understand women it's like subatomic physics, everyone has a theory but no answers...

 

[Nick Cave]

The bullshit you have to go through just to get a girl is long!

Nope it aint, just get out and meet, wash your pit's and your bits and clean your teeth...

 

[Soul]

Nope it aint, just get out and meet, wash your pit's and your bits and clean your teeth...

...and that's where it should stop. But it doesn't.

 

[Nick Cave]

...and that's where it should stop. But it doesn't.

haha it would be pretty dull if it did...

 

[jaygrim]

The last person you should take advise about women from is Nick.

 

[jaygrim]

Thats Nick.

 

[gomito#10]

Thats Nick.

LOL

 

[PetrovLFC]

Nope it aint, just get out and meet, wash your pit's and your bits and clean your teeth...

bascially what animals do.

Wash their bits, do a little dance, jump on, bish bosh, build a nest.

 

[crayon]

The bullshit you have to go through just to get a girl is long!

Unfortunately so is the marriage after.

 

[Nick Cave]

Thats Nick.

Heyyy, I may be ass whipped but... err I have no way out of this...

 

[Radiation]

What the hell does he have on his feet?

 

[jaygrim]

What the hell does he have on his feet?

Ask Tim.

 

[Tim7]

Nah they're not crocs, they're Jesus sandals.

 

[lazyForken]

if your havin problem with girl you need to know how to handle them

theres a free website community and a forums about it called www.fastseduction.com

you can go on the forum and it will help you. =p

 

[Soul]

theres a free website community and a forums about it called www.fastseduction.com

you can go on the forum and it will help you. =p

Nah it's okay, but thanks.

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

Or you could go to www.fatseduction.com* if thats more your taste.

EDIT
* Thats not even a site, we could make some money on that then!

 

[Soul]

Nah, Bangbros will do.

 

[MonkeyJug]

This famous Bridge to Hawaii joke sums it all up:

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer when all of a sudden he said aloud, "Lord grant me one wish". The sky clouded and a booming voice said, "Because you have tried to be
faithful I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want to."

The Lord answered, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time to think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me".

The man thought for a long time and finally said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know what they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy?"
After a few minutes God said, "How many lanes did you want on that bridge?"

 

[Radiation]

haha good one

 

[Tim7]

 

[Soul]

This famous Bridge to Hawaii joke sums it all up:

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer when all of a sudden he said aloud, "Lord grant me one wish". The sky clouded and a booming voice said, "Because you have tried to be
faithful I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want to."

The Lord answered, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time to think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me".

The man thought for a long time and finally said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know what they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy?"
After a few minutes God said, "How many lanes did you want on that bridge?"

HAHAHAH! Good one.