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I have found my future wife...

As she chatted, Sarah became increasingly flustered.

"Sorry, you'll have to excuse me for a minute. I'll be with you in a sec," she mumbled before letting out a long sigh.


lol imagine your team scores you make a weird sound and she goes off :D
 
steevio_uk said:
I'd be like a fucking dog with 2 dicks.:shock:\\:o/
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It wouldn't last long if you would start a relationship on that basis...poor woman.
Count yourself lucky that there are no female mods on this forum you male chauvinist pig...

This is a fine example ofthe kind of rags that some people call "press"...but this thread proves that there seems to be a need for that sort of "press"...
 
gerd said:
It wouldn't last long if you would start a relationship on that basis...poor woman.
Count yourself lucky that there are no female mods on this forum you male chauvinist pig...

This is a fine example ofthe kind of rags that some people call "press"...but this thread proves that there seems to be a need for that sort of "press"...
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Wouldn't matter if there were female mods on this forum mate, as what I said is a metaphor and whilst being a little heavy, is not disrespectful at all.

Do you understand that particular metaphor I used or do you think I called her a dog?

Either way, and if you are not on a wind-up, don't fucking judge me.

Yes it's a stupid and shit story from a shit paper, but stop being so serious, it's hardly life changing is it?
 
It wasn't meant that serious as you think it was. I should have used smileys...
It isn't serious but i hate that kind of press, they can be life changing for some people. Some people take these stories serious.

And i'm not sure if woman would appreciate your post, but in the end no problems...
 
gerd said:
And i'm not sure if woman would appreciate your post, but in the end no problems...
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Cool, no worries.

For the record if you wasn't sure, I was saying i would be like a dog that has 2 dicks... not saying i'd shag the dog etc etc

Just wanted to clarify that as it is just a bit of a saying over here mate and isn't disrespectful;)
 
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