Footballer Facebook status updates

[Kaiser]

Bobby Zamora rejected Phil Brown's friend request

Fraizer Campbell rejected Phil Brown's friend request

Marc-Antoine Fortune rejected Phil Brown's friend request

Michael Owen rejected Phil Brown's friend request
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Arsene Wenger is not worried about his lack of transfers this summer as he has internal solutions 1 hour ago

Alexander Song Billong likes this

Visakri Diaby likes this

Denilson likes this
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Joleon Lescott has to go to work tomorrow

13 minutes ago

Craig Bellamy has joined the group Money is ruining football

- Benjani likes this
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Alberto Aquilani: Oh no! I've just had my new house robbed!!!

Steven Gerrard, Jerzy Dudek, John-Arne Riise, Lucas Leiva, Dirk Kuyt, Peter Crouch, Jose Reina and Daniel Agger like this
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Sat'day random drinks n' antics LOLZ

Ledley King has been tagged
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Ashley C can't find his fone, can some1 give it a buzz for us?
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Roque Santa Cruz is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Craig Bellamy is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Carlos Tevez is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Emmanuel Adebayor is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Robinho is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Benjani is looking forward to starting on Saturday
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Steven Gerrard hopes his 'groin' injury clears in time for Sunday lolz
Yesterday at 20:03 · Comment · Like

Ben Foster Ditto lolz
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Joleon Lescott became a fan of money.

Gareth Barry likes this
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Marcus Bent is hoping to start at Old Trafford - 1 hour ago

Sir Alex Ferguson likes this
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Andy Goram became friends with Andy Goram
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Jamie Redknapp is literally on facebook
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Frank Lampard is LOLing at Stevie G - 3 hours ago 3 comments

-Steven Gerrard ****** off Lamps lol

-Rio Ferdinand oi oi epic banter lads

-Steven Gerrard did he dedicate the banter to his Mum lol
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Mike Ashley My evil plan is almost complete.

Niall Quinn & Peter Reid like this.
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Glen Johnson is looking at new toilet seats in B&Q
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Tomas Rosicky is fit and loving life! can't wait for the new season 1 week ago

Tomas Rosicky is depressed 3 days ago
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Samir Nasri is watching Top Gear on Dave. Cheers Abou
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David Moyes is skint

Mark Hughes likes this
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Didier Drogba poked Jens Lehmann 3 years ago

Jens Lehmann went down holding his face

 

[kevano22]

Quality

 

[DagsJT]

Brilliant

 

[UJSupanova]

you missed one:

Sol Campbell poked James McFadden

Graeme Le Saux likes this

 

[YoungGun_UK]

Very good

 

[PetrovLFC]

Absolutley brilliant, spotted this on a Pool forum and forgot about posting it here, glad someone did.

 

[tobi]

Samir Nasri is watching Top Gear on Dave. Cheers Abou
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David Moyes is skint

Mark Hughes likes this

 

[Kaiser]

My favourite:
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Andy Goram became friends with Andy Goram
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After it was reported in the press that Goram had a mild form of schizophrenia, fans responded with a chorus of "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams".[6] This chant quickly gained popularity, and became the title of a book documenting humorous football chants.[7]
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