Anyone want a laugh?

My personal favourites..

Gary doesn't shower in the morning. I wake up smelling of success, why wash that off? Straight to breakfast.

Time to get dressed. I might put on my Beckenbauer t-shirt..I wonder if he's wearing the Gary Caldwell one I sent him.

People often ask me; "Gary, are you a leg or an arse man?" My reply is always - I'm a Gary Caldwell man.

This stuff is gold!!
 
These are my favourites

"# Off to China Buffet King; "eat what you like for £9" - Gary Caldwell's going to eat their cutlery. 6:36 AM Dec 4th from web "

The gaffer caught me staring at his nose today. It's huge. He could smoke a cigar I'm the shower.

# bought new boots for the Dons game on Saturday..Ugg boots, fuck it. I could play in flippers if you asked me. I have done. Talent is talent. 9:38 AM Dec 3rd from web

# Not many people have a carvery for breakfast...Not many people are Gary Caldwell. 2:35 AM Dec 3rd from web

# Time to get dressed. I might put on my Beckenbauer t-shirt..I wonder if he's wearing the Gary Caldwell one I sent him. 3:04 AM Dec 3rd from web
 
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Ever see a forward slip passed Gary Caldwell? That's not an accident, I call that move the "Cauld Shoulder". Boruc needs the saving practice 7 minutes ago from web

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Some more classics:APPLAUD:

I see myself as a missionary for Total Football, spreading it round the world... I'd like to take it to The Dutch.

Should see the bling I'm rocking in training today, I'm straight drippin' in swagger juice baby. You aint never seen diamonds on puma kings!


What's the name of the other guy from WHAM! ? See, nobody knows. That's the future that's waiting for Stephen McManus.

The idol, the total package, The ball playing centre back that brought total football to Celtic park?
 
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