miguelfcp
Premier League
- 27 June 2009
2050 AD.
Many had their doubts and wouldn't listen. "The Planet is on Fire!", they said. "We have twelve years to act!" others claimed. Perhaps the most popular was the "We Have To Do Something!", even if nobody could agree on what Something was.
Sure, they didn't get their predictions right the first time. Nor the second time. The third and fourth were a bit off too. The 76th was close, but no cigar. By the 156th, quite a few had lost all hope. But sure enough, the right one was just around the corner, as the 787th prediction hits the nail on the head after half a dozen boxes of nails wasted and countless trips to the nearby hospital.
Global Cooling/Global Warming/Climate Change/the Climate Apocalypse wipes out most of Earth's population as sea levels rose by a whooping 1cm over a period of 100 years and global temperatures change so much it got a little chillier in the Summer. In the midst of this disaster, the Global Village collectively puts its hopes of surviving the hellish combination of unbearable weather and obnoxious climate protesters on the unlikeliest place of the planet.
Antarctica.
The icy polar desert begun melting sometime around the first few decades of the millennium, but to the surprise of climate scientists and amateur climate enthusiasts, corrupt politicians and dishonest news channel talking heads alike, instead of witnessing the complete destruction of a whole continent, as the ice melted, it slowly begun revealing a never-before-seen layer of actual dirt that once lied beneath. A new, pristine Antarctica appears.
Global leaders took note and decided to switch their gears to the exploration of the now-potentially-inhabitable region. The Cold Rush, as the media dubbed it, sees the likes of Barron Trump's United States and Emperor Putin the III's Russia using their Antarctica bases to begin building mega-cities on its ground. The goal is simple: whoever gets to control Antarctica, controls the world; for all hope is lost for the old continents of the Earth.
The world of sports is one of many to play along.
Global Cooling/Global Warming/Climate Change/The Climate Apocalypse/The Extinction/arghh whatever I'm tired, The Climate...Thing - yes, The Climate Thing threatened the sustenance of the football world. Manchester United's Right-back Antoine Pogba was always one of the loudest protesters; once, the public was shocked to find out he stopped going to the barber every 12 hours to get a new hairdo and appeared with one that he sported for at least two full days. When confronted with it as he was exiting the training ground, he famously uttered: "why bother, if the rain always ruins the haircut?". He then yells "giddy-up!" and rides away on his horse-powered Jaguar carriage - yes, actual horses, since cars had been totally banned for a long while.
As you can see, this state of affairs was unbearable. Something had to be done, and this time everyone knew what Something was: fleeing the Old World to the New. The multiple global superpowers and South Africa, those that were in charge of Antarctica's new mega-cities, decide to found sports clubs all around the continent; and they want the best players of the world for their newly-created teams to form what everyone calls the "NBA of football" - a football league determined to become the undisputed leader of the sport.
Top-tier football superstars back in the Old World such as Pogba were acquired by these clubs for modest sums such as, in Pogba's case, 350 Billion dollars - I say modest because, at the time, the dollar had so little purchasing value that just five minutes after the news of Pogba's acquisition by Antarctica's McMurdo side got out, he was already worth 500 Billion. Imagine you're watching TV, then you go to the bathroom and get back and you're worth 150 Billions more. Did you just take a 150B piss? Yes, yes you did. So, you can see how happy Pogba must've been when he finally got to escape the dreadful stalking rain and find solace in Antarctica, where he could once again proudly display his barber's creativity with as much flamboyance as he did in the pre-Climate Thing days.
Eventually, all the once legendary football sides around the world sold all of their superstars to Antarctica, hoping to use the money to help surreptitiously fund more climate activists and TV channels, as well as the occasional solar panel and windmill. In Pogba's case, those 350 Billion were used to fix the lettering of the LD RAFFOR stadium sign, which elders still proudly claim it was called "Etihad Coca-Cola Subway Old Trafford" before the Great Chilly Days of 2037 - a potent year-long storm that completely tore autumn leaves out of trees and made your typical summer breeze feel like actual wind.
This was the beginning of the footballing domination of Antarctica. The NBA of football rises from the ashes of the Old World.
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Are you cool enough for Antarctica?
If you are, this is your game.
Antarctica is a database for PES6 that realistically depicts the 2059/2060 Season of Antarctica football.
This mod includes:
Many had their doubts and wouldn't listen. "The Planet is on Fire!", they said. "We have twelve years to act!" others claimed. Perhaps the most popular was the "We Have To Do Something!", even if nobody could agree on what Something was.
Sure, they didn't get their predictions right the first time. Nor the second time. The third and fourth were a bit off too. The 76th was close, but no cigar. By the 156th, quite a few had lost all hope. But sure enough, the right one was just around the corner, as the 787th prediction hits the nail on the head after half a dozen boxes of nails wasted and countless trips to the nearby hospital.
Global Cooling/Global Warming/Climate Change/the Climate Apocalypse wipes out most of Earth's population as sea levels rose by a whooping 1cm over a period of 100 years and global temperatures change so much it got a little chillier in the Summer. In the midst of this disaster, the Global Village collectively puts its hopes of surviving the hellish combination of unbearable weather and obnoxious climate protesters on the unlikeliest place of the planet.
Antarctica.
The icy polar desert begun melting sometime around the first few decades of the millennium, but to the surprise of climate scientists and amateur climate enthusiasts, corrupt politicians and dishonest news channel talking heads alike, instead of witnessing the complete destruction of a whole continent, as the ice melted, it slowly begun revealing a never-before-seen layer of actual dirt that once lied beneath. A new, pristine Antarctica appears.
Global leaders took note and decided to switch their gears to the exploration of the now-potentially-inhabitable region. The Cold Rush, as the media dubbed it, sees the likes of Barron Trump's United States and Emperor Putin the III's Russia using their Antarctica bases to begin building mega-cities on its ground. The goal is simple: whoever gets to control Antarctica, controls the world; for all hope is lost for the old continents of the Earth.
The world of sports is one of many to play along.
Global Cooling/Global Warming/Climate Change/The Climate Apocalypse/The Extinction/arghh whatever I'm tired, The Climate...Thing - yes, The Climate Thing threatened the sustenance of the football world. Manchester United's Right-back Antoine Pogba was always one of the loudest protesters; once, the public was shocked to find out he stopped going to the barber every 12 hours to get a new hairdo and appeared with one that he sported for at least two full days. When confronted with it as he was exiting the training ground, he famously uttered: "why bother, if the rain always ruins the haircut?". He then yells "giddy-up!" and rides away on his horse-powered Jaguar carriage - yes, actual horses, since cars had been totally banned for a long while.
As you can see, this state of affairs was unbearable. Something had to be done, and this time everyone knew what Something was: fleeing the Old World to the New. The multiple global superpowers and South Africa, those that were in charge of Antarctica's new mega-cities, decide to found sports clubs all around the continent; and they want the best players of the world for their newly-created teams to form what everyone calls the "NBA of football" - a football league determined to become the undisputed leader of the sport.
Top-tier football superstars back in the Old World such as Pogba were acquired by these clubs for modest sums such as, in Pogba's case, 350 Billion dollars - I say modest because, at the time, the dollar had so little purchasing value that just five minutes after the news of Pogba's acquisition by Antarctica's McMurdo side got out, he was already worth 500 Billion. Imagine you're watching TV, then you go to the bathroom and get back and you're worth 150 Billions more. Did you just take a 150B piss? Yes, yes you did. So, you can see how happy Pogba must've been when he finally got to escape the dreadful stalking rain and find solace in Antarctica, where he could once again proudly display his barber's creativity with as much flamboyance as he did in the pre-Climate Thing days.
Eventually, all the once legendary football sides around the world sold all of their superstars to Antarctica, hoping to use the money to help surreptitiously fund more climate activists and TV channels, as well as the occasional solar panel and windmill. In Pogba's case, those 350 Billion were used to fix the lettering of the LD RAFFOR stadium sign, which elders still proudly claim it was called "Etihad Coca-Cola Subway Old Trafford" before the Great Chilly Days of 2037 - a potent year-long storm that completely tore autumn leaves out of trees and made your typical summer breeze feel like actual wind.
This was the beginning of the footballing domination of Antarctica. The NBA of football rises from the ashes of the Old World.
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Are you cool enough for Antarctica?
If you are, this is your game.
Antarctica is a database for PES6 that realistically depicts the 2059/2060 Season of Antarctica football.
This mod includes:
- Antarctica's football leagues (1st and 2nd Division)
- 32 Antarctica teams from all over the continent
- Licensed players for all 32 teams
- In-game-made kits for all teams
- Stadiums for all teams
| Palmer | USA |
| Rothera | UK |
| Belgrano II | Argentina |
| Halley | UK |
| Neumayer | Germany |
| Sanae IV | South Africa |
| Maltri | India |
| Novolazarevskaya | Russia |
| Syowa | Japan |
| Mawson | Australia |
| Progress | Russia |
| Davis | Australia |
| Zhongshan | China |
| Mirny | Russia |
| Casey | Australia |
| Dumontt d'Urville | France |
| McMurdo | USA |
| Scott Base | New Zealand |
| Vostok | Russia |
| Vernadsky | Ukraine |
| San Martin | Argentina |
| Concordia | Fra/Ita |
| Arturo | Chile |
| Amundsen-Scott | USA |
| Asuka | Japan |
| Bahrati | India |
| Marambia | Argentina |
| Esperanza | Argentina |
| Arctowski | Poland |
| Aboa | Finland |
| Wasa | Sweden |
| Troll | Norway |
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